Trix for kicks hip to the mix
Posin' for pics chewin' chew with the hick chicks
Fun is a gang bang I'm doin' the wild thing
Boffin' and aa bruisin' in the back of a Mustang
With style and finesse I'm never second best
Drink beer for breakfast pass any piss test
Mai Tai's no tie dyes I don't red by candles
I don't wear beads or Burkenstock sandles
I'm loud and rude dirty and crude
Talkin' to you with a mouth full of food
Stayin' up all night makin' noise so illegal
Got your high power Trower playi